I think I have a problem

[Corrog]

You know that there is a name for this kind of behavior, right? It's called Kleptomania.

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There is a difference between ordinary theft and kleptomania: "ordinary theft (whether planned or implusive) is deliberate and is motivated by the usefulness of the object or its monetary worth," whereas with kleptomania, there "is the recurrent failure to resist impulses to steal items even though the items are not needed for personal use or for their monetary value."

I knew people did stuff like you do, but I never saw anyone that bad, because normally, they use said shampoo and stuff.