Stupid Stores by you!

[Joker561]

Rules are simple, simply state the name of a store by your house, what they sell, and why this is funny.

For example:
I have a store by me that is called "Battery City".
This store exclusively sells batteries.
It doesn't sell anything else than batteries and it has been there for years...

[Akai]

Theres a store by me called the Dollar General, you'd think it would be a dollar store but its not. It actually sells over priced generic brand items.

[Corrog]

I have once been to a cafe called "Arsenic"... Hope you get why I think it's stupid.

[heymister14]

There's a store near me called Christmas Tree Shops. They don't sell christmas trees. They only sell food, cheap furniture, and toys.

[Flylich]

I have a restaurant near where I live called "The Attic" it is currently in a basement and has never been housed in an attic.

[Looting]

[JAckh45]

I have a store near me that is called Target.... the store doesnt even sell Targets or guns...
Also there is a shop called Woolworths, there is no statement at all in the place telling me how much wool is worth

[death_star_gone]

There is a store by me called "the Metro". It sells neither cities nor subway stations/train cars/paraphernalia.

[Flylich]

There is a store near me called "StarShip" they don't sell ship parts or warp drives, but they do sell dildos... so yea.

[Joker561]

but they do sell dildos... so yea.

o_O
I raise you... a store called Bombay Chinese cuisine, the name says it all!